-J^2王國

Me: I want to use broccoli as my wedding bouquet
Jon: Uh...no
Me: Why not?
Jon: You're supposed to pick some "FLOWER"
Me: Broccoli has a "花" in Chinese...so it's kind of like the flower
Jon: You are in United States, so you need to go by the rule here
Me: What's wrong with broccoli?! You discriminate against broccoli...poor broccoli...broccoli is sad
Jon: (...ignoring me...)
Me: Don't you think I'm pretty creative?!
Jon: You are very creative....still no